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Refund letters that actually get answered

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Get your money back from a hotel or an airline — with the same five letters that broke a thirteen-month stall in three days. You answer a few questions. We write the campaign, set the deadlines, and email you each letter on the morning it is due.

  • What you getFive dated letters — hotel, booking site, your bank, the regulator, head office — ready to send.
  • Why it worksEvery pressure path opens the same morning, and each one names a real consequence on a real date.
  • What it costsNothing, and we never take a cut of what you recover.

Free · no account · about four minutes · nothing is sent on your behalf

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Bins: 1/5
£0
No fee, no account, and no cut of whatever you recover.
4 min
From the first question to a finished campaign in your inbox.
5 letters
Not one polite email. Five, dated, fired the same morning.
You send
From your own address. We never contact them on your behalf.

Two desks. Both of them pay.

Tell one of them what happened and it builds the whole campaign — every letter, every recipient, every date — and then holds the clock for you.

How it works

Four minutes of typing. Then we hold the clock.

01

Tell us what happened

Where you stayed or flew, what you paid, what they did, and anything they admitted in writing. Plain sentences — no forms to decode.

02

We write the campaign

Five letters, each addressed to a different pressure point, each naming a specific consequence on a specific date. Yours to read, edit and send.

03

We chase the dates, you keep the money

Each escalation lands in your inbox on the morning it is due, ready to paste. Whatever you recover is yours — all of it.

Start my case

Free, and you can read every letter before a single one goes out.

Why it works

13 months of being polite. 3 days of being specific.

Our method comes from a real case: a refund owed, admitted in writing, then ignored for thirteen months. What broke it wasn't a nicer email. It was five letters sent on one morning, each naming a specific consequence on a specific date. The money landed three days later.

01

Pressure everything at once

Sequential escalation is how a refund takes a year. Every path opens the same day.

02

The clock is yours

Deadlines fire whether they reply or not. Their silence is not a pause button.

03

Name the date

“I'm filing a dispute on the 14th” moves people. “I may pursue this” moves nobody.

04

Find who's actually stalling

The hotel admits fault and does nothing. The booking site is usually sitting on your money.

05

Never bluff

We only write threats you can actually carry out. A called bluff kills your leverage.

06

Documentation is the weapon

If it ends at your bank, they decide on paperwork alone. Screenshot everything now.

Read the whole playbook — free

Nothing here is behind a form. The desk just saves you an afternoon.

Latest entriesCharged nine pounds daily for a wellness suite that the hotel eventually conceded was aspirationalThe complaints book is real. It is simply not, at present, available to complainantsWe were assured the goose has never entered a bedroom. The goose has entered a bedroomWe had not been overbooked. We had, in the night manager's phrase, been optimistically anticipatedThe ceiling did not drip so much as keep timeBy the third night we could identify the song from the vibration aloneLatest entriesCharged nine pounds daily for a wellness suite that the hotel eventually conceded was aspirationalThe complaints book is real. It is simply not, at present, available to complainantsWe were assured the goose has never entered a bedroom. The goose has entered a bedroomWe had not been overbooked. We had, in the night manager's phrase, been optimistically anticipatedThe ceiling did not drip so much as keep timeBy the third night we could identify the song from the vibration alone

Free, and no money changes hands

The Wall of Shame

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Every entry written up properly and awarded its bins. Lower is worse. We're told this is unfair; we're told this by hotels.

The Roast Desk

Your stay, written up by a concierge who has given up

Paste the saga, get a bin rating and one line sharp enough to frame. Won't recover a penny — that is what the Refund Desk is for.

Write my report →

Submit a stay

Your turn. Name the hotel, if you dare.

First-hand accounts only. We never print your surname and we never name staff.

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The method, in full, for nothing

Everything we know, free

We're not hiding the method behind a form. Read it and do it yourself — the Refund Desk just saves you an afternoon.

The Bin Test

Think you could do our job?

We've rated every hotel on the Wall. Read the evidence and award the bins yourself. Most people are far too generous.

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One last thing

They are counting on you giving up.

Most people send one email, get nothing, and write the money off. That is the entire business model. Four minutes here is the cheapest possible way to find out you were owed it all along.

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Free · no account · you send every letter yourself · we never take a cut