Rubbish Hotels

The Roast Desk

Tell us about your stay.

Everything. The lift, the smell, the man at reception who said the pool was “seasonal” in July. We will write it up properly and award the establishment its Bins.

0 / 4000 — forty characters minimum. Your own stay only. Do not name individual staff; we will take them out anyway.

House Rules

  • — We roast the experience you describe. We do not invent facts about an establishment, ever.
  • — We never mock staff. The villain is management, the building, the booking platform, or fate.
  • — No named individuals. If you name someone, we replace them with their job title.
  • — Your own stays only. Bin Ratings are opinions, warmly held and freely given.